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There once was a Moose from Duluth. 

A bit of a snitch, to tell the truth. 

He was heard to say,

“The thief went that a’way!”

Cops cuffed him in a phone booth. 

There was a young Moose from New Leipzig.

A purveyor of the delicious, Turkish white fig.

Awarded the USDA certification,

that his were the best in the nation. 

He broke into an Irish jig.  

There once was a squad of wrestlers from Mandan.

Wrestling in the style ‘catch-as-catch-can’.

These grapplers achieved ‘top-rate’.

In 1977 they were champions of the state.

Thrilling every North Dakota wrestling fan.

There once was a Moose from Killdeer. 

By profession a robotics engineer.

His prize possession was a cap,

commemorating the ‘Zip to Zap’.

In 1969 he was there drinking beer.  

There I was, driving home from work, traveling the usual hilly, tree-lined route.

Suddenly appearing in front of me, a car, from a hidden driveway it came out. 

I braked real hard, honked my horn, in anger I shook my fist. 

The other driver was unconcerned, my antics he dismissed. 

In my mind I was thinking what kind of guy is this, some kind of career politician? 

Then he turned his car into a driveway; obviously he’s a trained magician. 

Buffalo and Bison are often confused, not of themselves, by human beings. 

Asian water buffalo are employed in agriculture, rather than mechanical machines. 

The Bison is native to the grasslands, to the Great Plains in the USA. 

Buffalo  prefer the savannas in sub-Saharan Africa, far away.

Here is one of the craziest beliefs, it’s of the wildest things.

People in North America think that Buffalo actually have wings.  

On the sterns of warships from Sweden, Denmark, and Norway,

The Admiralty ordered a QR code be on display.

A rather curious command, for what use could it possibly be?

For commercial use it made sense, not for ships going out to sea. 

They guaranteed it was based on reason, not just a passing whim. 

By this practice, when ships return, port authorities will Scandinavian. 

Let us take a moment to consider a term coming anew. 

This is only meant to give our minds something on which to chew. 

The continual regrowth of epithelial cells is regeneration. 

Activities to refresh the body and mind are recreation. 

Pumping gas into a car is refueling. 

What comes next may incite linguistic dueling. 

I propose a new term, perhaps a bit jolting.

Charging the battery in an EV will be revolting.

When a car with an internal combustion engine was in need of some expert care,

The owner took it to an auto shop, for proper diagnosis and rapid repair.

The vehicle operator could get a bit unsettled and enter into a panic. 

Feeling as though be was going to see his surgeon, not an ASE Certified Auto Mechanic. 

Fossil fuel burning cars are on their way out, and so is the auto technician. 

Electric Vehicle owners will forego the mechanic and visit an auto electrician.