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  • A shoulder to eat on

    A shoulder to eat on

    Comes to mind is my favorite dish, a true epicurean delight.

    Not ingredients merely thrown together, the process makes it right.  

    The journey begins at the butcher shop, in search of a choice pork butt. 

    After perusing what’s in the display case, I choose the most, bestest cut. 

    Then off to the Eastern Market, in search of spices bold and fresh. 

    I manage to gather together what makes my dry rub, simply the best. 

    I return home laden with the treasure of my arduous trek.

    Taking a moment, I pause for a bit, on my day I do reflect. 

    During this respite I am reminded, why I chose to prepare this dish. 

    It’s for those who most deeply know me, I know it’s their deepest wish. 

    The dry rub is on the pork butt, into the refrigerator it goes, for the night.

    The process of slow cooking meat, begins hours before day’s first light. 

    Two hours before sun up, while all the others toss, turn, and continue to sleep.

    The pit master is up caring for the coals, as though a Sheppard after his sheep. 

    Coals for the cooking, coals for the smoke, each require a subtle touch. 

    If one is not careful in tending them, either of the coals can become too much. 

    So it is, with great care, the pork is introduced to the environ of this cooker of low-heat.

    The pit master is a true maven of techniques proven to turn pork shoulders into tender, melty meat. 

    The next several hours unfold, as though choreographed, well in advance. 

    It’s the work of a skilled pit master, moving with purpose, nothing left to chance. 

    And so the skilled movement continues and slowly draws to an end. 

    The pork shoulder now is tender and fit to present to a friend. 

    The pork is pulled, the slaw is dressed, the sauce is rendered sublime. 

    The lemonade is poured, the corn bread is cut, now come and let us dine. 

  • Time to Unwind

    Which activities make you lose track of time?

    There are many things that I like, for which I take great care. 

    One activity that heightens my interest is pocket-watch repair. 

    The crown, knurled and knob-like is more than a pretty thing.

    He sets the time, moving the hands, and winds the mainspring. 

    The mainspring stores the energy that drives the precision gear train.

    The balance wheel oscillates, defining time intervals, as though the watch’s brain.

    For me the work is subliminal, yet the watch commits a crime. 

    Though I give freely, that watch robs me of my time. 

  • K-9 Prefers, Feline Demands

    K-9 Prefers, Feline Demands

    Our Irish Setter prefers marinara on rotini,
    With sautéed yellow squash and zucchini.
    Our Persian cat, on the other hand,
    is finicky and will demand,
    There be Alfredo on the Fettuccine!

  • Let us be direct

    I went to the city council meeting, they had one just the other day.

    I was fired up, I was all about it, I had me something to say.

    “Mr. Council President, to manage traffic there’s more than one approach. 

    But the way we do it now, was used for horse and coach.”

    “Seems the lights at a certain intersection are causing great delay.”

    Said he, “Mr. Citizen, we’ll handle this directly,

    in a most roundabout way.”

  • Our Survey Said . . .

    List 10 things you know to be absolutely certain.

    When it comes to certainty, I find myself ambivalent on many topics. 

    However I am certain the temperate zone is located above the tropics. 

    When it comes to marine life, my knowledge begins to pale. 

    However I am certain a guppy is much smaller than a whale. 

    When I consider the earth’s density, from pole to pole, 

    I am quite certain it is much less dense than a black hole. 

    Regarding the intellect of the average, American sixth grader, 

    It may surpass that of many a celebrity, but not that of Darth Vader. 

    Should a regional power outage leave New Jersey void of light or spark,

    I am unequivocally certain Bruce Springsteen would be dancing in the dark 

    If a text message says, “Respond to receive a beard trimming and a free jar of jam.”

    Most certainly, I am sure, that it is a bald faced scam. 

    Given the prospect of a road trip with destinations of various variety, 

    I know for sure the EV car operator will suffer from range anxiety. 

    Should a restauranteur open a place on the dark side of the moon, 

    The menu might be great, but without atmosphere, he’d be outta business soon. 

    When it comes to sporting venues, I know with all my soul, 

    No matter where I sit in Warsaw, I’ll always sit behind a Pole. 

    Now this I know for sure, without the slightest doubt, 

    Three called strikes and the umpire calls the batter out!

    Now there you have it, the things of which I’m most certain. 

    Come back tomorrow, to see the man behind the curtain.  

  • Flight or Fight

    I can get along with most people, I can appreciate just about all things.

    What bothers me most are birds that don’t fly even though they have wings.

    They strut around scratching and pecking the soil, ignoring you as they eat.

    They will turn and charge at you, their disposition changes in a heart beat.

    The bane of my existence Ostriches, emus, kiwis and penguins too.

    I can’t tolerate them. Do they ever bother you?

  • Intelligence or Luck

    The Elephant vs. The Duck

    The zookeeper had a 7 ton African elephant and a 2-1/2 ton truck. 

    He must transport the behemoth to make room for a Mallard Duck.

    His lack of viable options simply had him dumb struck. 

    Then commented a management consultant, who only charged him a buck.

    “Don’t put your hope on Artificial Intelligence, 

    Just rely on plain old dumb luck.”

  • Did I Already Say This?

    What do you think gets better with age?

    Age is change caused by the lives we live.

    Being fickle, she can take or may decide to give.

    The good things she’ll change for the better.

    Others will unwittingly become a debtor.

    Taking  human actions, feelings and intentions as a gauge, 

    It seems that our capacity to forget improves with age.

  • Go Figure

    Go Figure

    What pitfalls do you see as Common Sense becomes rare?

    Seems we are experiencing a great shame,

    Common Sense has returned whence it came.

    Left unused and idle for far too long,

    Perhaps the Information Revolution was its Swan Song.

    Some think the advent of Artificial Intelligence,

    Has robbed Common Sense of its relevance.

    Common Sense, I hope we’ll see you later.

    Your absence among us removes yet another Common Denominator.

  • Strength in Comfort

    What strategies do you use to increase comfort in your daily life?

    After I wake, I’m on my knees praying before the Lord.

    May He guide me rightly thru this day, that I live in His accord.

    When life is overwhelming, His consolation restores my strength.

    He enables me to serve others, I can go to any length.

    The comfort that I seek is not an easy, pain free life.

    Rather it’s the confidence in knowing He’ll carry me through the strife.

    When I arrive at day’s end, I’m on my knees before the Lord.

    I thank Him for redeeming me, He paid a price I can’t afford.