What is your favorite holiday? Why is it your favorite?
When asked by a news correspondent which holiday was his favorite, Arnold Schwarzenegger replied, “I still luv Easta baby.”
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Like a Rolling Scone
There was a young man from Boston.
Bought two blueberry scones, but lost one.
Upon his return home;
He found it under a stone.
Ate them both to have none.
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Victory Dance
There was a young man from Lansing,
With an affinity for singing and dancing.
Advising members of the MSU football team,
On a celebratory end-zone routine.
To see an increase in touchdown passing.
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Downhill from Here
There once wss a man from Pierre.
A vaunted cross-country skier.
Gave up his sport for a bigger thrill.
Ever since he’s gone downhill.
Ended his hobby to make it a career.
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Location, Location
There was a young Moose from Bottineau.
Had a severe aversion to lots of snow.
To remedy the situation.
He moved South in our nation.
To Louisiana’s city of Thibodaux.
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Describe one positive change you have made in your life.
It Started When I Lost Something
An Atom walks into a pub and seats himself at the bar. The bartender notices the rather somber look on Atom’s face as he takes his order. Returning with a Manhattan on ice, the bar-keep inquires as to the cause of his client’s dour disposition. Responding in a rather glum tone, the Atom says, “For me it’s the worst thing that could ever happen. I’ve lost an electron.” The bartender in reply says, “Are you sure?” The Atom , “Yes, I’m positive.”
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I wish I had
What’s a secret skill or ability you have or wish you had?
When it comes to secret abilities, I always feel I’m under duress.
The most sought after, the most desirable, is the most likely I’ll never possess.
It’s eluded man since the dawn of creation.
Yet it’s sought after by men of every earthly nation.
It would be the Holy Grail, benefitting all of mankind.
I wish I could understand the complexity of a woman’s mind.
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Do Less, Be More
What do you wish you could do more every day?
Observing society and reflecting on what I’m seeing.
There are many humans doing, but not so many being.
Focused on deadlines, commitments and achieving new goals.
Neglected is the care and feeding of their souls.
I wish I would spend more time to follow these simple tips:
Build an interior life, then emerge to build relationships.
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Now that’s cold
For those who long for Spring,
Above the 45th Parallel it’s a psychological thing.
The calendar says, “It’s here!”
Mother Nature says, “No my dear.”
”Today more snow I’ll bring!”
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Put it Right Here
What tattoo do you want and where would you put it?
Tattoos are an expression, create an impression and revel something too.
The tattoo I want is one of a large Australian Kangaroo.
Where is this likeness of said marsupial to appear?
Why no place other than my dearly beloved’s rear.
The Ethereal Scupper 