There was a young Moose from Bottineau.
Had a severe aversion to lots of snow.
To remedy the situation.
He moved South in our nation.
To Louisiana’s city of Thibodaux.
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Describe one positive change you have made in your life.
It Started When I Lost Something
An Atom walks into a pub and seats himself at the bar. The bartender notices the rather somber look on Atom’s face as he takes his order. Returning with a Manhattan on ice, the bar-keep inquires as to the cause of his client’s dour disposition. Responding in a rather glum tone, the Atom says, “For me it’s the worst thing that could ever happen. I’ve lost an electron.” The bartender in reply says, “Are you sure?” The Atom , “Yes, I’m positive.”
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I wish I had
What’s a secret skill or ability you have or wish you had?
When it comes to secret abilities, I always feel I’m under duress.
The most sought after, the most desirable, is the most likely I’ll never possess.
It’s eluded man since the dawn of creation.
Yet it’s sought after by men of every earthly nation.
It would be the Holy Grail, benefitting all of mankind.
I wish I could understand the complexity of a woman’s mind.
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Do Less, Be More
What do you wish you could do more every day?
Observing society and reflecting on what I’m seeing.
There are many humans doing, but not so many being.
Focused on deadlines, commitments and achieving new goals.
Neglected is the care and feeding of their souls.
I wish I would spend more time to follow these simple tips:
Build an interior life, then emerge to build relationships.
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Now that’s cold
For those who long for Spring,
Above the 45th Parallel it’s a psychological thing.
The calendar says, “It’s here!”
Mother Nature says, “No my dear.”
”Today more snow I’ll bring!”
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Put it Right Here
What tattoo do you want and where would you put it?
Tattoos are an expression, create an impression and revel something too.
The tattoo I want is one of a large Australian Kangaroo.
Where is this likeness of said marsupial to appear?
Why no place other than my dearly beloved’s rear.
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What a Croc
There was an animal psychologist from Clio.
In his office was a crocodile from Cairo.
The Doc had to convince his client,
Who remained reclusive and silent.
That he was a hypochondriac in de-Nile.
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For Whom the Bell Tolls
What is one word that describes you?
If I were to choose a word, one that fits me well.
It would be bright and loud, a bit pear-shaped, I think I’d choose ‘bell’.
When left alone and all is calm, you see from me great poise.
But when disturbed and startled, you’ll hear from me great noise.
If you’re bored and your day is slow.
Just reach out, shake me a bit and for you the bell will toll.
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The Short and the Long of it
What was the best compliment you’ve received?
The best compliment received came in aisle 4.
I was in the canned vegetable section of the grocery store.
An elderly woman, short in stature with steel gray hair, said, “Sir could you help me, do you have a moment to spare?”
She went on, “I am usually self-sufficient doing things myself,
But could you fetch me a can of peas and carrots off the top shelf?”
Said I, “It would be a pleasure and no trouble at all.”
Responding she said, “Thank you so much, you are kind and tall.”
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King of the Road
You’re going on a cross-country trip. Airplane, train, bus, car, or bike?
Crossing this nation one travels far.
I’ll not go by bike, rather by car.
Baggage handling, seat assignments, oh what a pain.
That’s what you get with air, bus or train.
I’ll see the open prairies, I am king of the road.
At the end of my journey I’ll arrive peacefully to my abode.
The Ethereal Scupper 