Two rather young looking women walk into a bar. Due to the youthful glow about them, the bartender immediately walks over to them and says, “Ladies it appears neither of you is of legal age to consume alcohol. I must ask to see your state issued identification.
After reviewing the Id’s the bartender remarks, “It’s truly amazing, both of you look no older than a day over sixteen, yet you are of legal drinking age.” He goes on to ask, “How is it that women of your age can look so young?”
One of the women says, “It’s due to our professions. We have served so long that we have come to look like our clientele.”
“Oh really?”, says the bartender. “What kind of work do you do?”
The first woman says, “I am a child psychologist with over 15 years of experience.”
The second woman adds, “I am an adolescent behavioral clinician, with nearly 20 years of experience.”
The bartender exclaims, “Truly your demeanor defies your age. I am honored to take your order, what may I serve you?”
The child psychologist says, “We are waiting for another colleague to join us, please come back when he arrives.”
The bartender asks, “How will I know it is him when he arrives?”
The woman answers, “Oh you won’t be able to miss him. He’s a geriatric colorectal surgeon with 25 years of experience.”
The Ethereal Scupper 
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