There was a young Parisian Police Cadet, long, long ago.
Despite bumbling escapades, we saw his career grow.
Competence he seldom demonstrated,
Yet to a lofty position he was elevated.
We know him as Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau .
He was successful through accidental luck.
His superiors were often thunderstruck.
To the highest level of incompetence he did grow.
Firmly settling in on Peter’s Plateau.
The Ethereal Scupper 
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