An Aardvark and an Ant walk up to a bar. The bouncer immediately stops them.
He addresses the Ant, saying “Dogs aren’t allowed in here.”
The Ant replies, “My friend is an Aardvark, not a dog.”
A bit perplexed the bouncer says to the Aardvark, “Now that I have a closer look at you I can see you aren’t a dog. Your snout is too long. But tell me, why are you going around with an Ant?”
The Aardvark replies, “He goes everywhere with me. He’s my serv-ant.”
The bouncer quips, “I find that hard to believe; what’s that make me?”
“Ignor-ant” chime the Aardvark and Ant in unison.
The Ethereal Scupper 
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