Auto Theft

For loss prevention of privately owned automobiles, we rely on aftermarket suppliers.

They provide technology to prevent the loss of car stereos, catalytic converters, wheels and tires.

Hats off for their efforts to prevent personal property loss and thwarting the actions of thieves.

However, when it comes to auto theft their approach is archaic; or so I believes.

Until now, the focus has not been on the cause, but rather it’s been upon the effect.

The personal property, for all its worth, we felt we must protect.

Let us not altogether forget about loss prevention.

However we should take up the cause of thief detention.

When those scaly-wags get too near the object of their desire,

They’ll trigger Electromagnetic Pulses of 1.1 Gigawatts from a multi-cavity klystron amplifier.

The electrical energy will singe their hair and set their breeches on fire.

Crooks will stand motionless, unable to twitch a muscle.

Law enforcement officers will apprehend the crooks without so much as a tussle.

The technology to employ these new tactics is coming into relevance.

This may cause crooks to abandon natural stupidity and take up artificial intelligence!