Pet Peeves

Don’t get me started, don’t nag me please. Here is a list of my most petty pet peeves.

• I don’t like reading the fine print, don’t usually read it all. Most other times I’m clueless, I miss the handwriting on the wall. 
• I can barely tolerate road construction, but what is a guy to do? The detours that they’ve posted are under construction too!
• Here’s one that really gets me, excuse me for being curt. I just can’t stand holes in the elbows of a long sleeve shirt.
• When I get the urge for a late night snack, off to the kitchen to grab a quick bite, or so I think. The refrigerator is bare, there’s nary a crumb, however dishes fill the sink.
• On the bright side, customer service at some retailers is something to which we can all aspire. For example, a local shop in these parts, gives free air with the purchase of each tire.
• The high winds of November in Michigan, another of my pet peeves. After the gales blow through town, I’m in my backyard raking my neighbor’s leaves.
• The postcard from Hawaii, said “Tell the kids we miss them. Wish they could be here too.”  Grandpa’s immediate  reply to Hawaii, “I’m checking flights now, I’ll be sending them to you!”
• What goes through the mind of a fast-food server, sometimes I really don’t know. When by myself, ordering 100 sliders the question they asked was, “Is this for here or to go?”