Just one more day of football

We know when the week ends and we know when the week starts.

We seem to break it down, not evenly, but rather, arbitrarily in two unequal parts. 

The work week has five days, now that hardly seems fair. 

The much deserving weekend, two days, a measly, simple pair.

To ameliorate this great injustice, a simple solution I’ll propose. 

Let us move Wednesday after Friday (and before Saturday, I suppose).

The work week will have four days, the weekend now has three. 

Still not exactly equivalent, but moving towards parity. 

Here is a more balanced arrangement between the number of days off and days on.

Would tailgating each day of a three day weekend become a triathlon?

I suppose that it could, I believe that it will, I presume that it probably might. 

But the solution here is easy, have autonomous vehicles drive you home at night.