Sherlock Moose

There was an astute Moose from Duluth.

Preferred his Manhattans sans vermouth.

Offering services generated by AI,

With associated fees extremely high,

He marketed himself as a cultured sleuth.

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What’s a Moose to Do?

There once was a moose from Duluth.

Plagued with a cavity in one tooth. 

Should he visit a dentist?

Or a mason’s apprentice?

How ‘bout the girl at the kissing booth?

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Are You Done?

There once was a Moose from Cheyenne.

Spent hours daily working on his tan. 

Then off to the gym

To stay fit and slim. 

For breakfast he eats Oat Bran.

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It’s True, Right?

There once was a Moose from Duluth.

Professing a relative moral truth. 

My ways are true,

Yours can be too.

Those who disagree are uncouth.

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A Recluse Moose

There once was a Moose from Duluth.

Known to be a bit of a recluse. 

He lived in a vacant dairy.

Not haunted but a bit scary.

He serves his guests Beetle-juice.

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Don’t Laugh at This Moose

There once was a Moose from Dunkirk. 

Desiring to do his own dental work. 

Advanced skills he developed well,

Performing his own root canal. 

Laughing gas drove him berserk.