A Bit of Nonsense

He ain’t heavy

An impromptu fix is a work-around.

Sixteen ounces is 1 lb.

Say it one way or another,

My mother’s other son is my brother.

Now that is most profound.

There is a manufacturer in Nantucket,

“Never ship by rail, I always truck it.”

He’s a practical man.

A member of the MacDonnell clan.

Instead of walking into a bar, he’ll duck it.

There once was a man named Lance.

Seemed quite ordinary at first glance.

The mission he sought,

Was to be knighted Lancelot.

Anything to wear chain mail pants.