What’s a Moose to do?
There once was a moose from Duluth.
Plagued with a cavity in one tooth.
Should he visit a dentist?
Or a mason’s apprentice?
How ‘bout the girl at the kissing booth?
Sherlock Moose
There was an astute Moose from Duluth.
Preferred his Manhattans sans vermouth.
Offering services generated by AI,
With associated fees extremely high,
He marketed himself as a cultured sleuth.
It’s true, right?
There once was a Moose from Duluth.
Professing a relative moral truth.
My ways are true,
Yours can be too.
Those who disagree are uncouth.
Recluse Moose
There once was a Moose from Duluth.
Known to be a bit of a recluse.
He lived in a vacant dairy.
Not haunted but a bit scary.
He serves his guests Beetle-juice.
The Ethereal Scupper 