You’re going on a cross-country trip. Airplane, train, bus, car, or bike?
Crossing this nation one travels far.
I’ll not go by bike, rather by car.
Baggage handling, seat assignments, oh what a pain.
That’s what you get with air, bus or train.
I’ll see the open prairies, I am king of the road.
At the end of my journey I’ll arrive peacefully to my abode.
The Ethereal Scupper 