- Drive to Arrive
- Dirt Cheap
- The Great Debate
- Mobster Imposter
- You are what you drive
- Where do you work?
- Dress for Success
Drive to Arrive
There was a bold man from Glendive.
Given the opportunity to fly, he’d drive.
He reported, with a big smile,
And possessing no guile.
“I can control when and how I arrive.”
Dirt Cheap
Inflation is rampant and steep.
The cuts we make go deep.
Have you seen the price of seed?
The price of a dirty deed?
No longer done dirt cheap.
The Great Debate
The debate continues on indeed.
Neither side is ready to concede.
Opinions have advanced and reversed,
Did the chicken or the egg come first?
Says I, “It started with chicken seed!”
Mobster Imposter
There was a seasoned Sicilian mobster.
He preferred Mediterranean scallops to lobster.
Desiring service most fast,
He had his meals DoorDash-ed.
Was he a mob boss imposter?
You are what you drive
The svelte Irishman Dan Dugan
Known to pursue farfegnugen.
To a place near or far,
traveling by car.
Ending before he began.
Where do you work?
There was a young man from Perth.
Worked remotely since the day of his birth.
He toiled, they say
From a new place each day.
He could work from anywhere on earth.
Dress for Success
There once was a man named Lance.
Seemed quite ordinary at first glance.
The mission he sought,
Was to be knighted Lancelot.
Anything to wear chain mail pants.
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