Raise one up!
There was a man from East Gatwick.
A devotee of the Day of St. Patrick.
When the Day falls on Monday,
Party too on Saturday and Sunday.
Thus an Irish Hat Trick!
We have a shot for that!
There was a young man from Bulgaria.
While in Belize he contracted malaria.
Don’t worry a spat.
We have a shot for that.
Size of the jigger will scare ya!
Use your head
There is a manufacturer in Nantucket,
“Never ship by rail, I always truck it.”
He’s a practical man.
A member of the MacDonnell clan.
Instead of walking into a bar, he’ll duck it.
Recluse Moose
There once was a Moose from Duluth.
Known to be a bit of a recluse.
He lived in a vacant dairy.
Not haunted but a bit scary.
He serves his guests Beetle-juice.
The Ethereal Scupper 