Ethical Treatment of Ants?
There once was an aardvark from France.
He had an aversion to eating ants.
Possessed with a strong wish,
to never eat shellfish.
His proteins were based on plants.
Left to Right
The other day occurred an event most surprising.
I’ll give few details ‘cuz I’m just summarizing.
Got thrown out of my local park, what a sight.
I was arranging the squirrels by height.
They didn’t like me critter sizing.
What a Croc
The animal psychologist reviewed his patient’s file.
In his office was an adult Egyptian Crocodile.
The Doc had to convince his client,
Who remained reclusive and silent.
That he was a hypochondriac in de-Nile.
Are you done yet?
There once was a Moose from Cheyenne.
Spent hours daily working on his tan.
Then off to the gym
To stay fit and trim.
For breakfast he eats Oat Bran.
The Ethereal Scupper 