The Ethereal Scupper

Category: Creatures

sub-category of limericks featuring creatures

  • You Are What You Eat

    You Are What You Eat

    There was an eclectic Aardvark from France.

    That ant-eater wore pantaloons, not pants. 

    A great thirst for knowledge had he. 

    Earned himself an advanced degree. 

    A Masters in Fine-ants. 

  • Sherlock Moose

    Sherlock Moose

    There was an astute Moose from Duluth.

    Preferred his Manhattans sans vermouth.

    Offering services generated by AI,

    With associated fees extremely high,

    He marketed himself as a cultured sleuth.

    What’s a Moose to Do?

    There once was a moose from Duluth.

    Plagued with a cavity in one tooth. 

    Should he visit a dentist?

    Or a mason’s apprentice?

    How ‘bout the girl at the kissing booth?

    Are You Done?

    There once was a Moose from Cheyenne.

    Spent hours daily working on his tan. 

    Then off to the gym

    To stay fit and slim. 

    For breakfast he eats Oat Bran.

    It’s True, Right?

    There once was a Moose from Duluth.

    Professing a relative moral truth. 

    My ways are true,

    Yours can be too.

    Those who disagree are uncouth.

    A Recluse Moose

    There once was a Moose from Duluth.

    Known to be a bit of a recluse. 

    He lived in a vacant dairy.

    Not haunted but a bit scary.

    He serves his guests Beetle-juice.

    Don’t Laugh at This Moose

    There once was a Moose from Dunkirk. 

    Desiring to do his own dental work. 

    Advanced skills he developed well,

    Performing his own root canal. 

    Laughing gas drove him berserk.