The best defense is a good offense.
Could be true, or just plain non-sense.
A 90 Day Calendar is the best planner.
Tracking events in an efficient manner.
While on this topic, does it make sense,
To even track those non-events?
Author: NDExile
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Ask Jeeves
I submitted a query to Jeeves.
‘How do I prevent holes in my sleeves?’
The reply was eloquent but curt.
‘Just wear a short-sleeved shirt!
Wise-guys are my greatest pet-peeves.
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Doing or Being?
Observing society and reflecting on what I’m seeing.
There are many humans doing, but not so many being.
Focused on deadlines, commitments and achieving new goals.
Neglected is the care and feeding of their souls.
Let us spend more time to follow these simple tips:
Build an interior life, then emerge to build relationships.
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First Choice
Most things I don’t prefer one over the other.
Not so when it comes to the topic of peanut butter.
On my PBJ there is no but, or and if.
The spread must be smooth, creamy Jif.
Else it’s like a ship without a rudder.
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Syntactic ambiguity
Flies like . . .
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
On Track
Training for a race.
Racing for a train.
What is it?
I never knew how much I had, until I had much less. Now with great certitude I know what it was, I guess.
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Something Else
Some things are haunting and dismal, they just won’t leave me be.
Some days are dreary and dark,
No sunshine do I see.
Though these things would plague me, if they had their way.
I overcome their effect by recalling a happier, brighter day.
I have reminders of goodness to drive away whatever brings me down.
As I reminisce of these things a smile grows where once there was a frown.
These memories that I treasure once created have no end.
They were given in your simple words as you said, “You are my friend.”
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Do you have a quote you live your life by or think of often?
Every serious situation must be treated with the proper level of humor.
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What is your favorite holiday? Why is it your favorite?
When asked by a news correspondent which holiday was his favorite, Arnold Schwarzenegger replied, “I still luv Easta baby.”
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Like a Rolling Scone
There was a young man from Boston.
Bought two blueberry scones, but lost one.
Upon his return home;
He found it under a stone.
Ate them both to have none.
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Victory Dance
There was a young man from Lansing,
With an affinity for singing and dancing.
Advising members of the MSU football team,
On a celebratory end-zone routine.
To see an increase in touchdown passing.
The Ethereal Scupper 